Florida Fan Gifts

Frosty, the Golden Years

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Not funny, Lulu!'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'That was a sweet old lady.'

'Cannonball!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Thank God It's Friday.

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

A Stampedalo.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

The Real March of the Penguins.

Bowling ball head.

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

John Kerry

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

Football laughs as receiver misses pass.

"That's what I thought at first, too, but it turns out you have a case of bird flu!"

Family swimming in the ocean

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

'Personal foul! Pepper spray before the ball is snapped!!'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

Fish with Oars.

'Lessee....If I cut that rope next time around...'

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.