Florida Fan Gifts

Frosty, the Golden Years

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Not funny, Lulu!'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'That was a sweet old lady.'

'Cannonball!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Thank God It's Friday.

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

A man runs on the water from a shark.

A Stampedalo.

The Real March of the Penguins.

Bowling ball head.

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

John Kerry

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

"That's what I thought at first, too, but it turns out you have a case of bird flu!"

Football laughs as receiver misses pass.

Family swimming in the ocean

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

HI, this is Florida Senator Marco Rubio. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to say let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. Ok. Say, what's the weather like in Florida? Let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. House of Java. Ok. Hey, I've always wondered, are there really alligators there? Let's dispense once and for all with the noti

Fish with Oars.

'Personal foul! Pepper spray before the ball is snapped!!'

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

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