Miami Beach Fan Gifts

'This Pinot Grigio reminds me of Miami Beach - they're both close to water.'

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Frosty, the Golden Years

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

Working Holiday.

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'