Miami Beach Fan T-Shirts

'This Pinot Grigio reminds me of Miami Beach - they're both close to water.'

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

Frosty, the Golden Years

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Working Holiday.

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'