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'Good dig, Tori!!'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Dad's Game of Thrones obsession is getting a bit much."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Beach Barbecue

Surf Casting

Pina Coladas

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Sunbathers.

Try me/try me/try me...

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Privates Beach"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."