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The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

Built and Built without a permit.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"There's always a position for a specialist."

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

Austrailian Vollyroo

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

“I've come to believe that I'm powerless over tennis balls.”

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

'Follow your Bliss and the bills will follow'

Stadium usher of the month.

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

'I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew... Dude.'

'I give it six months max!'

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

'That's your only wish -- that the all could be California girls?'

"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."

'That's your only wish -- that the all could be California girls?'

"Dad's Game of Thrones obsession is getting a bit much."

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

'I'm umpiring the game - lifeguard's over there.'

Bathing Women

'Forget lunch, lads. . . It be the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team!'

Help me Rhombus

'That's your only wish -- that the all could be California girls?'

(Death takes a working Holiday)

'That storm in Denver It's confirmed, Volleyballs, What's that ,,, Yes, yes, We're certain -- the size of volleyballs,'