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"You are my blue beach glass."

"Otis - stop playing with your food!"

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

"I'll never be Big Bird."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"On the other hand, the sand I'm burying my head in is in Amagansett."

Christies

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

So, I'm the only one who sees a conflict of interest here?

"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

S.P.F. 1,000

Summertime.

"I love Boxing Day"

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

Should have used a higher SPF...

Speedo Limit:30.

'I've got a board meeting!'

"I'm sorry, but this beach is for residents only."

Shark-bite.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Senior citizen surfing.

Workaholic struggles to relax at the beach.

'Oh, I retired years ago, but between Black Friday and the internet, nobody noticed!'

' It says here....a typically quiet Spanish fishing village!'

'Ron Choate, offshore tax haven consultant, speaking.'

'But, Mom, what do the fish do for thirty minutes after they eat?'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

Windsurfing.

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

Pitcher auditions.