Beach Lover Gifts

"You are my blue beach glass."

"Otis - stop playing with your food!"

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

"I'll never be Big Bird."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"On the other hand, the sand I'm burying my head in is in Amagansett."

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Christies

So, I'm the only one who sees a conflict of interest here?

"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

S.P.F. 1,000

Summertime.

"I love Boxing Day"

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

Should have used a higher SPF...

"I'm sorry, but this beach is for residents only."

Shark-bite.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Ron Choate, offshore tax haven consultant, speaking.'

Workaholic struggles to relax at the beach.

'Oh, I retired years ago, but between Black Friday and the internet, nobody noticed!'

Senior citizen surfing.

'But, Mom, what do the fish do for thirty minutes after they eat?'

' It says here....a typically quiet Spanish fishing village!'

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

Beer Parasol.

Windsurfing.

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'...and this is Stephanie, my flat-mate'

"He's never fully accepted being a snowbird."

Sunbathing in Winter