Beach Banter Lover Gifts

"Have you heard about what the fiberglass in surfboards can do to you?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Surf Casting

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

Sunbathers.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Privates Beach"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Ladies by the seaside

Easter Island Shades...

Happy holidays for kids.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Beer Parasol.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"...and this is one of us on the beach."