Beach Banter Enthusiast Gifts

'How was I meant to know it was only for men?'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Working Holiday.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

The Sun Bather

Starfish doing the wave.