Beach Lover With A Twist Gifts

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

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"Oh yes, I'm thoroughly enjoying my private beach."

'I'm allergic to sand.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

Surf Casting

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Pina Coladas

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Privates Beach"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Sunbathers.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Ladies by the seaside

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Happy holidays for kids.