Maui Fan T-Shirts

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Koala

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Decapitated coffee.

'I win!'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Young Godzilla.

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Easter bunny Island.

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

John Kerry

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

"Foul!"

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries