Beachgoer Fish Fan T-Shirts

Avoid that guy - he thinks the world evolves around him.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"She's just being Koi."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

A Preschool of Fish

I told you we were late!

Kids with Fish Balloons

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

The Da Vinci Cod

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'