Beachgoer Fish Fan Pillows

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"She's just being Koi."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Fish snorkling above water.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'