Moving To A New State Gifts

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

"I'd move to Florida if I didn't have so much invested in sweaters."

Bribes for Jabs

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Move to Arizona.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Let's get organized

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Omara Portuondo

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Culture Saturday

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Tool Box

Yardless: Please help

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Lazy Octopus

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

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