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'It's a Durban fox.'

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Vaccination Passport

Airport

Technological Dependence.

The Airport.

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Learn yourself English.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants a Garden - Part 1

Animal immigration

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."