Planning A Trip Abroad Gifts

Excess Baggage: The fact that you're a friend of the judge back home won't help much when you're in a foreign jail.

The fate of the emigrant

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'How very Cumbria.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Italia tours

"I just..."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Canada's winter survival kit.

Limerick Airport

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Western Outfitters.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

The Airport.

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Mad For It