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Excess Baggage: The fact that you're a friend of the judge back home won't help much when you're in a foreign jail.

The fate of the emigrant

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Italia tours

"I just..."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Canada's winter survival kit.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Limerick Airport

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Western Outfitters.

The Airport.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Mad For It

"Sounds like you've got a great vacation planned...with plenty of down-time for the conference calls I'm planning."