Planning A Big Trip T-Shirts

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Fasten your money belt."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"Trek, you know, means to walk to the top of Mt Everest!"

'What do you want...highlights, an experience or a once in a lifetime?'

'Who better to plan air travel?'

The Airport.

"£200,000, that's going to but one great holiday."

ACME Travel Agency & ACME Detective Agency

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Italia tours

"I just..."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Technological Dependence.

Canada's winter survival kit.

Be open to help.

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."