Planning A World Trip T-Shirts

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

The fate of the emigrant

Airlines

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'How very Cumbria.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The Lost World: You are Here

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Italia tours

"I just..."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Limerick Airport

The Airport.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Western Outfitters.

Mad For It

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

A London gent abroad

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"Can you folks handle firearms?"