Planning A World Trip T-Shirts

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

The fate of the emigrant

Airlines

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The Lost World: You are Here

'How very Cumbria.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I just..."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Limerick Airport

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Western Outfitters.

The Airport.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Mad For It

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

A London gent abroad

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.