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"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I just..."

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'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Western Outfitters.

The Airport.

Mad For It

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Bath Abbey

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

The sun luring people to the sea

You will go on a trip.

Summer

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans