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"Typical! We've got this place to ourselves just because people are too lazy to climb a few stairs!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Climate change

"It looks brighter over there!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

Superman Going On Vacation.

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

Only two months since school started. How long do you get off for summer break, Rudy? Oh, months and months. Just to kick back, sleep in late, have a great time with zero responsibility. Waaaa. Introduction to sarcasm. And I get tons of recess.

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Newton's vacation

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

That's my summer place.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

Working holiday.