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'Some place muddy.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Fall on a desert island

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Thumbing a Lift.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Lavatory Waterfall

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Mummy Beggar

The nerds go on their first road trip.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Distance to horizon varies.

Flight Socks.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.