Mystical Travel Planner T-Shirts

"Flight prices will go down, then they'll go up, and then you'll buy a ticket at the worst possible time."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

ET Mishap

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

'First time skiing?'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

Meaning of Life $5.00

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Fly-drive

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

"So this is your plan B?!"

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'

'You want to know the sound of one hand clapping? Sure! -- Open your mouth and shut your eyes.'

A Witch's broom as a Limo.

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

Making a fortune, wish you were here. Good old Schultzy never did learn how to relax!

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

Man looking down a road with storm clouds above.

"And without shaking yourself, where do you see yourself in five years?"

The Ferry

"Typical! We've got this place to ourselves just because people are too lazy to climb a few stairs!"