Mythical Vacationer T-Shirts

Three Bears Bed and Breakfast. Rated Four Stars by Goldilocks.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Pizza Tower Bridge

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Monk on the beach

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Overdoing it.

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Scene on the English coast.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

John takes a personivacation.

Seaside

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Pizza London Eye

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

1930's bather.

Vacation on the Moon.

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."