Mythical Vacationer Pillows

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Monk on the beach

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Overdoing it.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Scene on the English coast.

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

John takes a personivacation.

Seaside

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Pizza London Eye

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Vacation on the Moon.

1930's bather.

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

Ballooning,