Mystical Travel Planner Prints

"Flight prices will go down, then they'll go up, and then you'll buy a ticket at the worst possible time."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

ET Mishap

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

'First time skiing?'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Fly-drive

Meaning of Life $5.00

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

A Witch's broom as a Limo.

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

'You want to know the sound of one hand clapping? Sure! -- Open your mouth and shut your eyes.'

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'

Making a fortune, wish you were here. Good old Schultzy never did learn how to relax!

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

"So this is your plan B?!"

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

Man looking down a road with storm clouds above.

Three Bears Bed and Breakfast. Rated Four Stars by Goldilocks.

"And without shaking yourself, where do you see yourself in five years?"

The Ferry