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'It doesn't show it on this map....'

....that time when Frank went to Denmark. It wa just an ordinary bed, but Frank couldn't convince himself to lie down in it.

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

You Are Lost

"Shlep your bags for you, ma'am?"

Gate 3C. Jones. Olsen. Tex.

"I'm sorry, but your make-up exceeds your weight allowance."

'Waiter, please bring me a knife and fork for my coffee.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Women tourists in Rome are feeling the pinch.

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

A fashion faux pas in France.

Southern Spanish Cuisine

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

Flags

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Sloaney Pony.

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

On holiday.

Tourists

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'