Traveling Abroad Pillows

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

....that time when Frank went to Denmark. It wa just an ordinary bed, but Frank couldn't convince himself to lie down in it.

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

You Are Lost

"Shlep your bags for you, ma'am?"

"I'm sorry, but your make-up exceeds your weight allowance."

'Waiter, please bring me a knife and fork for my coffee.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Women tourists in Rome are feeling the pinch.

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

A fashion faux pas in France.

Southern Spanish Cuisine

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The fate of the emigrant

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Flags

Carefree luggage.

Sloaney Pony.

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

'So what's it like riding in first class?'