Planned Safari T-Shirts

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Safari.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"And that's why you go on safari."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Will Kill For Food

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

Leopards do change their spots

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Final selfie

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

I love that new elephant smell.

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

"I feel lousy...I think someone I ate disagree with me."

'Can I get you a drink first?'

'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'

"King of the jungle, huh?"

Male Springbok: 'Sally,Beth,this is Will, my Gnu friend'

Safari Park signs F1: DON'T FEED THE LIONS! F2: DON'T EAT THE HUMANS! two signs in a safari park catering for both Lions and Humans

'Name five African animals.'

"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."

"So what's this then? Old or sick?"

"Whatever you do, don't show fear."

"Out there we may catch a glimpse of David Attenborough if we're lucky..."