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Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'White meat or dark?'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'