Safari Storytellers Gifts

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Eat me"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

'White meat or dark?'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."