Safari Explorers T-Shirts

'Transgender? You could fool me.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Eat me"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Thug life on safari.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Zoo animals.

Elephant ass selfie.

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"And that's why you go on safari."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'White meat or dark?'

Neurotics in the tropics

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'