Future-focused Adventurer Gifts

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Pan Extension Chord

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Shoot For The Moon

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"I feel all tingly."

"No, not that button!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Hi. We're from the future."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Scenic selfie site

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'