Flex-time Adventurer Gifts

Ever since he started working flex time the neighbors kept a close eye on him.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

Children playing around a water pump

Teddy bears hiding

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

Kid to grilling father: 'Daddy, Daddy - let her help! The it will be a Barbie Q!'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

The Bus Stop.

Man with an enormous TV

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

Living on the Wild Side

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

The Weary Landlord public house.

I'm so proud! The imaginary enemy of his imaginary enemy is his imaginary friend.

'And remember, when you reach the speed of sound the controls work in the reverse direction.'

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'