Freelance Adventurers Gifts

"Surely, as a sole trader, you can just pay yourself a huge bonus?"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Shred the plank."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"We should get out to the country more often."

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

'What's on the other side?...'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Bismark Ballet School

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Artists without borders.

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

Student walking into 'Facts of Life' lunchtime club.

… and then I got laid off from my law job and I've been just … hanging out. It's been interesting. Being outside the type A machine, I realize just how dependent I was on the judgment of bosses, and, before them, teachers. Some days, I can go whole hours without feeling like I'm letting someone down. No kidding. More like half-hours. Minutes, really. I exaggerated. Do you still like me? Careful, something strange afoot.

'Get a job? -- and give up freelancing?'

'I'm not sure this home-brew franchise of yours is a good thing.'

Home Business - First Sale.

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

"Mom said I could do my own packing, no strings attached, and then asked if I had remembered my floss."

Dear Prince - slayed dragon myself.

The swallows make their annual return to Capistrano, unaware that they had been followed by the chickens.