Self-employment Adventurer Gifts

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'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"What's your occupation?"

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

The Real American Dream

Self-employed.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Job hoppers.

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I always said he was on the fast track.'

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Oxford Circus

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