Job Market Adventurer Gifts

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

At last he was ready to plug into online job search.

'You do realize the emphasis this company places on chins?'

Internship applications with an elbow sharpener.

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

'Well, young man, I see this is your first job interview.'

"It's a tough job, but it offers frequent flyer miles."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

The Three Wise Queens

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

"What's your occupation?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'Are you free at the moment?'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

Now hiring.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Job hoppers.

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

'I always said he was on the fast track.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'