Job Market Adventurer Prints

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

At last he was ready to plug into online job search.

'You do realize the emphasis this company places on chins?'

Internship applications with an elbow sharpener.

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

'Well, young man, I see this is your first job interview.'

"It's a tough job, but it offers frequent flyer miles."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

The Three Wise Queens

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

"What's your occupation?"

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'Are you free at the moment?'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

Job hoppers.

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

Oxford Circus

"A High-Pain Job? Yes, I believe we have that."