Job Seeker Adventurer Prints

'I think you're perfect for the job.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"What's your occupation?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Now hiring.

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'You're hired. Go figure.'

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

Job hoppers.

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

"A High-Pain Job? Yes, I believe we have that."

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

'I always said he was on the fast track.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

Oxford Circus

"I'd like to be the first to welcome you to our company. But, I've decided not to hire you."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'