Job Adventurer Gifts

Employment Office.

Lester P. Dunwoody. A mysteriously happy square peg in a round hole that none of us can figure out.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

You are here.

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Free Range Employees.

"What's your occupation?"

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Office Park

Whack, Out of Whack.

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Now hiring.

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"...and before that, I was an embryo."