Job Seeking Adventurer Gifts

Yeth, hello noodle factory?

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"What's your occupation?"

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Job hoppers.

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'I always said he was on the fast track.'

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"A High-Pain Job? Yes, I believe we have that."

Oxford Circus

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'