Job Hunting Adventurer Gifts

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'Any other references beside me?'

"We're a technology company, so the fact that you didn't know how to fill out an online application concerns me."

'I don't know all that much about welding, but I really need to get a job before the end of the month.'

"A High-Pain Job? Yes, I believe we have that."

'Have you ever been to prison? If not, Burrows, Smith & Klein would like to know if you'd be willing.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"This isn't quite what was meant by an 'informal' interview."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"What's your occupation?"

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

Job hoppers.

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

"I'd like to be the first to welcome you to our company. But, I've decided not to hire you."

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I always said he was on the fast track.'

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Oxford Circus

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"