Job Hunting Adventurer Gifts

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'Any other references beside me?'

"We're a technology company, so the fact that you didn't know how to fill out an online application concerns me."

'I don't know all that much about welding, but I really need to get a job before the end of the month.'

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

"A High-Pain Job? Yes, I believe we have that."

'Have you ever been to prison? If not, Burrows, Smith & Klein would like to know if you'd be willing.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"This isn't quite what was meant by an 'informal' interview."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"What's your occupation?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

Now hiring.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

Job hoppers.

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Oxford Circus

'I always said he was on the fast track.'

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'