Self-employment Journey Gifts

"Quick, does anyone here know a C.P.A.?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Map of the Human Heart

"You've changed."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"What does she have that I don't?"

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

The Daily Commute

The Real American Dream

Self-employed.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

How Gary got his groove back.

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Man types with beer on his computer.

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

Home Business - Business Cards.

Do-over

'This startup is going to cost me a ton.'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'How much for you to do my tax return?'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"