Becoming Self-employed Gifts

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

'Lots of people encouraged me to go into business for myself. Come to think of it, they were all former employers.'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

The Daily Commute

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

The Real American Dream

Self-employed.

"I'm a soul trader."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Man types with beer on his computer.

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

Home Business - Business Cards.

'This startup is going to cost me a ton.'

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

'How much for you to do my tax return?'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"You should go freelance like me!"

Every day was 'Take Your Pet To Work' day."

Home Business - Starting Out.

Boss

Overworked

When my friends come over, please try to not look self-employed

Self-Employed Christmas Party

'What do you mean, you've been fired?.. You're self employed!'

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

'It appears more and more people are working at home these days.'