Self-employed Individuals Gifts

"Just a simple test to determine whether you're self employed or not...What day of the week is it?"

"Surely, as a sole trader, you can just pay yourself a huge bonus?"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

The Daily Commute

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

The Real American Dream

Self-employed.

"I'm a soul trader."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Man types with beer on his computer.

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

'This startup is going to cost me a ton.'

Home Business - Business Cards.

'How much for you to do my tax return?'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Every day was 'Take Your Pet To Work' day."

Home Business - Starting Out.

When my friends come over, please try to not look self-employed

'What do you mean, you've been fired?.. You're self employed!'

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

Self-Employed Christmas Party

Boss

'It appears more and more people are working at home these days.'

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

Overworked

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'