Self-employment Journey Pillows

"Quick, does anyone here know a C.P.A.?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Map of the Human Heart

"You've changed."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

The Daily Commute

"What does she have that I don't?"

The Real American Dream

Self-employed.

"I'm a soul trader."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

How Gary got his groove back.

Man types with beer on his computer.

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'How much for you to do my tax return?'

'This startup is going to cost me a ton.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Do-over

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

Home Business - Business Cards.

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'