'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'
Freelance Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the independent, creative flair of a freelance enthusiast? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful products, from mugs to prints, that celebrate the entrepreneurial spirit and creative hustle. Whether they’re working from a cozy home office or a bustling coffee shop, these gifts bring a smile and motivation alike. Celebrate their freedom to create and inspire with thoughtful, charming items designed just for the freelance soul.
What your coffee drink of choice says about you...
"Young Frankenstein"
Squeezing the Free Press.
Self help acupuncture
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...
Burning the midnight oil.
Painting by the numbers for adults
"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."
'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'
ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.
Stoneage puncture repair kit...
Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.
Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.
Multi-tasking.
What My Day Feels Like
Tool Box
"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."
"Give me all the caffeine you have."
Painting the Ceiling
Back to work...
'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'
'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'
A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.
'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'
'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'
'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'
The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...
"I thought you were making a coffee table?"
"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"
Relaxing in the Sun
"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."
"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."
Working Late
Freelance Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Freelance Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the freelance lifestyle—witty, inspiring, and perfect for daily motivation.
Freelance Enthusiast Pillows
Find cozy pillows that add personality to any workspace or lounge, celebrating the independent creative spirit.
Freelance Enthusiast Prints
Browse our collection of inspiring prints perfect for decorating a freelance studio or home office.
Freelance Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the free-spirited freelance ethos with fun designs and comfortable fits.