How to start your career as a freelance journalist
Freelance Journalist Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for a freelance journalist? Discover a collection of clever, thoughtful items that celebrate their passion for storytelling. From mugs to prints, these gifts honor their independent spirit and dedication to sharing stories with the world.
"Still a freelance journalist?"
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
Trial by Media
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."
Schengen
Hate Platforms
British savings accounts
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"Welcome to the future"
Opportunities in Coronatimes
"Good boy."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
Lynching on social media
"You're fired."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."
'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'
'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
Support the Ex-Troops
Squeezing the Free Press.
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
Freelance Journalist Gifts Collection
Freelance Journalist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for freelance journalists—crafted to inspire and amuse during those early mornings or late-night writing sessions.
Freelance Journalist Pillows
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Freelance Journalist Prints
Check out our inspiring prints tailored for freelance journalists—motivate and personalize their workspace with humor and insight.
Freelance Journalist T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that celebrate a freelance journalist’s passion for storytelling—bold, witty designs perfect for their independent spirit.