Freelance Writer Gifts

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Once a month she purified the mailbox of the Evil Spirit of Rejection.

'Unemployed doesn't look good on your resume. How about we say during that period you were a freelance writer?'

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

'We're launching a billion-dollar space mission. We need a name. They say you're the best.'

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Writers without borders.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Burning the midnight oil.

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Multi-tasking.

What My Day Feels Like

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

Working Late

Relaxing in the Sun

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Coffee shop

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Unicorn Working From Home

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Wifi whore

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

Email Notifications

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

"Casual Payday."