Freelancer Gifts

"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"

The four housemen of procrastination

Home Office Gossip

Back to work...

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'

The Real American Dream

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

The Freelance Life.

Self-employed.

"Those are my everyday sweats, and these are my Zoom sweats."

'No contract, no work.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"I've been working from home for the last couple of years."

'Can you give me one good reason why you never use hyphens?'

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'It's one of the perks of being self-employed.'

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'I won't be logging in today. Forgot my password.'

"Working" from home

"I'm a sole trader..and starting to feel more solitary by the minute!"

" I can't pay you, but your work will get plenty of exposure."

"Great, no need to go into the office!"

Working from Home.

"I'm just phoning to tell you your 'cheque in the post' has just arrived."

Perks of self-employment.

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

'Look, there are the freelancers!'

"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."